time out magazine has introduced me to some new "modern cockney" rhyming slang, so school yerselves, mates!

• patrick swayze = lazy
• winona ryder = cider
• nelson mandela = stella (artois) (time out's suggestion: "Two pints of nelson and half a winona, pls"
• drum-n-bass = face
• danny glover = lover
• holy grail = email (TO: "send us a holy" - note: people here always say "us" and "we" instead of "me" and "i." why?)
• osama bin laden = garden (TO: "you should see the state of his osama")